Meme coin · no tokenomics · just tape
GoldmanSucks.
We all know what the hole is for. You just need to choose which side of the wall you are at.
About
Everything is fine. We taped it.
Duct tape is the world's most honest financial instrument. It doesn't promise yield. It doesn't restructure. It just holds the hole shut while everyone pretends not to look. $GOLDMAN is a monument to that tape.
- The hole
- A perfectly round void where accountability should be. Nobody knows how deep it goes. Nobody is asking.
- The tape
- Eight strips of industrial-grade silver duct tape. Applied in a hurry. Holding better than the balance sheet.
- The marker
- Red. Permanent. Two words, one arrow. The only honest disclosure in the building.
- The coin
- $GOLDMAN is the meme. No roadmap, no utility, no tokenomics page. Just the tape and the people who noticed.
Exhibit A
“Structural integrity: questionable.”
Meme section
There are no memes here.
What did you expect, a Pornhub link with bank employees? Everything got taped over. Send yours to @goldmansucksx and we'll redact those too.
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